five lies nigerian parent lie to thier children

1. “Let me hold the money for you.”

…and you never see it again.

2. “Just tell me the truth, I won’t beat you.”

…and you leave in a wheelchair

3. “I’ll buy it for you if you come first in class.”

It never happens.
4. “I’ll buy it for you on your birthday.”

Birthday comes and goes. Still nothing.

5. “Don’t worry, we’ll soon leave.”

An extra 5 hours go by.